D.H. Rumsfeld

Here is a new poem from our Secretary of War, D.H. Rumsfeld, which he recited on Friday.

*Henny Penny*

I picked up a newspaper today
and I couldn’t believe it.
I read eight headlines
that talked about chaos, violence, unrest.
And it just was Henny Penny —
The sky is falling.

I’ve never seen anything like it!

And here is a country that’s being liberated,
here are people who are going from being repressed
and held under the thumb of a vicious dictator,
and they’re free.

All this newspaper could do, with eight or 10 headlines,
they showed a man bleeding,
a civilian, who they claimed we had shot — one thing after another.
It’s just unbelievable how people can take that away
from what is happening in that country!