Can’t remember the last time a doctor told me something I didn’t know

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You need to lose weight.

No shit. Don’t tell me what I need to do, tell me how to do it.

Your A1C is 8.1. We need to get that down.

Seriously, doc?

You’ve got a fatty liver.

We needed an ultrasound for you to figure that out?

Been thinking about only going to the doctor once a year with quarterly blood test results mailed to me. I know what needs to be done. I have to do it (or not). Why waste time and money if I don’t do the work that needs doing?

I was a total asshole to myself this morning. After getting my A1C, cholesterol, and full blood work, I went out and ate 2 bagels with cream cheese. Two!! Bill is an asshole!

What would be your end it all diabetic coma last meal?

Epic Meal Time has many great diabetic coma inducing meals. Here are two of my favorites.

The first, Meatza, actually isn’t “too bad,” though they could have used a lot more cheese.

Here’s the one that’ll drop you into a coma: Fast Food Lasagna (next level fast food usage)!

What’s your favorite meal that’ll put you into a diabetic coma? Comment below, my fellow sticky, sweet blood friends!