Here is the latest gem from our Secretary of War, D.H. Rumsfeld, recited this past Tuesday.

bq.. *Inside And Outside The Tent*

What’s going to happen is,
as that happens,
they’ll have meetings.
And if you do something,
somebody’s not going to like it.

That’s certain in life.

It’s also true,
if you don’t do something,
somebody’s not going to like it.
But the fact is,
if you do do something
somebody’s not going to like it,
and that’s what happening.

So someone will come up and say something,
and something else,
as happens in democracies, in free systems,
somebody’s going to say,
“I don’t agree with that.”
And they’ll either say it from inside the tent
or outside the tent.